Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I'm Godzilla

I am 5 feet 10 inches tall.
This makes me laugh and feel hopeful at the same time. I absolutely loathe being tall when I go somewhere and everyone has to look up at me. I feel like all they're looking at is my double chin and the boogers up my nose, which I'm sure are extremely visible when my neck is at their eye level. What makes being so tall worse is that I ♥ wearing high heels, but when I wear them everyone is no longer eye level with my neck. They're eye level with my boobs.
I worry that being so tall turns guys off, because I'm not skinny tall, Ive got plenty of meat on my bones and I'm sure my shoulders are as wide as a quarterbacks. Probably wider.
When I saw this picture, I realized that there is at least one guy out there who would be willing to marry me. Then I got more realistic and realized that there were probably tons of guys out there who loved tall girls, or at least weren't intimidated by them, even if they wore 4 inch heels that made them a sky high 6 foot 2 (seriously, I could never wear heels and green at the same time, the "GODZILLAAAA" jokes would never cease).
So, even though I am extremely self conscious about it sometimes, I will be proud of my height. I will wear my 4 inch heels and walk around like being 6 feet 2 inches tall is the best thing in the world. I know that sometimes I'll wish I was 5 feet 5 just so I could date the short, gorgeous, cashier at Walgreen's. But hey, I'll get over that. Because honestly, who wouldn't want to be with a girl who can reach the top shelf herself?

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